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Oh, fuck off, you fucking stapler

June 12, 2006

A funny scene about 10 minutes into episode 7 of series 2 of Green Wing:

Martin is in Sue's office asking advice about how to spend his scratchcard winnings.  Sue is working a ventriloquist's dummy…

Martin: Right.  I have enough money to get rid of me debts, right, and buy a really nice jacket, but, not enough money to buy a castle.

Sue: Right, an-and-and do you want a castle?

Martin: No.

Sue: What do you want then?

Martin: Uh, well I just wanna be told, you know, what, what is the best way to spend my money so that I don't feel guilty once it's all gone.

Sue: Yeah well that's, um, that's, um.  That is, that is a tricky one.

Martin: Yeah, I know.

Sue: Let me think, um, what to do, what to do?

Dummy: Give Sue White all the money.

Martin: Gi… What, what was that?  G… What did you say?

Sue: I didn't say anything.  I was just, you know, thinking.

Martin: Just thinking out loud.

Sue: No, no.  Just.  Just time.  Lemme think.

Dummy: Give Sue White all the money.  Go on.  Give it to Sue.  Give it to Sue.

Stapler: No, I don't want to … give…

Dummy: Oh, fuck off, you fucking stapler.