A funny scene about 10 minutes into episode 7 of series 2 of Green Wing:
Martin is in Sue's office asking advice about how to spend his scratchcard winnings. Sue is working a ventriloquist's dummy…
Martin: Right. I have enough money to get rid of me debts, right, and buy a really nice jacket, but, not enough money to buy a castle.
Sue: Right, an-and-and do you want a castle?
Martin: No.
Sue: What do you want then?
Martin: Uh, well I just wanna be told, you know, what, what is the best way to spend my money so that I don't feel guilty once it's all gone.
Sue: Yeah well that's, um, that's, um. That is, that is a tricky one.
Martin: Yeah, I know.
Sue: Let me think, um, what to do, what to do?
Dummy: Give Sue White all the money.
Martin: Gi… What, what was that? G… What did you say?
Sue: I didn't say anything. I was just, you know, thinking.
Martin: Just thinking out loud.
Sue: No, no. Just. Just time. Lemme think.
Dummy: Give Sue White all the money. Go on. Give it to Sue. Give it to Sue.
Stapler: No, I don't want to … give…
Dummy: Oh, fuck off, you fucking stapler.
